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Comments on Cleaning Up My House (The Carpet Like A Fingerprint) (LoFi HiFi) by Halaka:
Electronickoiulpoi
Date: December 1, 2005 @ 8:50 PM
Weird, all those drums and bass are so funky buy not right.

Sounds more like you're just staring at all the stuff in your house rather than actually cleaning it up.

On PCP.

I'll have you know that I decided to go take a piss in the middle of this song. However, I turned it up before I went so I could hear it. This is great pissing music, let me tell you what.
OtherIsrafel
Date: December 1, 2005 @ 10:24 PM
This is my anthem. This is how I clean and not just my house. Now, got to your rooms and don't come out until you've written my "I'm taking a shower" and a "Now I have to pick up the dog poo" anthems. And a little ditty for flossing my teeth. Get to work. Now. Or no TV for a week.
AlternativeDeadraveN
Date: December 2, 2005 @ 11:10 AM
omfg.. wtf was that? did I hear "I'm just a dirty whore naked man?" Laughing My Arse Off oh god... this is just pandemonium... I think I'd hate it if not for the vocals. the vocals are the keystone that makes the music brilliant. I kind of hate you for your ability to do that. but then, you sing about naked ladies and boobies, so i stop hating you. whoa... what an outro... where the fuck did that come from? I was ranting, and then bam! the music shut up and got all pretty.. hey... i lost all my hatred and now feel only love... and I want to be at the picnic....
ElectronicfuriousBall
Date: December 3, 2005 @ 3:28 PM
see with a halaka song, you can't go listening to it with any kind of checklist for your listenings. you never know what you're gonna get. whoever played drums on this is a killer drummer. i also dug the guitar tone and dissonance of the part. the bass player can just go light himself on fire and fuck a football...just kidding. i kind of felt the bass was like the straight man of the piece, except he forgot not to get totally wasted before straight manning...straight maning?

and here i thought i was the only dirty whore naked man...we know have a brotherhood. let's come up with a handshake or logo or something now.
Alternativeevansorchid
Date: December 4, 2005 @ 6:05 PM
Geez. Sounds like you took all your old vinyl albums and tossed them in the middle of the room, poured a bit of lighterfluid over them and set the room on fire.
Cleaning up the house indeed. Barbecue
OtherDamnedInEter...
Date: December 4, 2005 @ 9:17 PM
interesting...very interesting Nodding
Alternativetheblacklodge
Date: December 5, 2005 @ 6:41 AM
Hi, I'm Alex. Have you come to collect me?
AlstrophAlstroph
Date: December 5, 2005 @ 3:21 PM
Girls and boys both will eat it!
I think I'd get too sucked into the psychotic hypnosis of this song to clean anything...it would suck me into its psychotic hypnotism to make me not clean anything because it's too hypnotic and would bring me some psychosis, yes?
jaqudeve83,knv9-8ew d black is round of gun?
love it.

Love, the Minister of Scissors
Metal8111
Date: December 5, 2005 @ 10:04 PM
If you ever do (forgive me) get around to cleaning your house...mine needs cleaning too!
And, btw, I do know what that entails to some degree...you have to get down on your hands and knees and look for all the remnants of Mary Jane that ended up in the carpet before you dare vaccum (good way to find change as well!)
Sometimes it's hard to tell a really tightly compressed piece of greenbud from a booger tho, so u gottta be careful. In this dillemna, there's only one thing to do...smoke the mystery matter anyway and hope for the best. Worst case scenario: You smoked a booger. When you are broke and fiending, it's worth the risk.
But use your buddy's pipe. Nodding
Happy hunting Waving
BluesTraf
Date: December 7, 2005 @ 3:54 PM
This sounds like all the band practices I've had, mixed together in one song.. Laughing My Arse Off
I have to be sitting comfortably with my hands firmly gripping the seat before I can press the play button on one of your songs.. I never know what's coming..
Who is that drummer.. Laughs Out Loud
This is so beautiful performed....

I love the bass around the 5.12 mark..
.. and the little bit of near sanity at the end rounds it all off rather nicely..
There's no point me trying to analize your music.. It just carries you along on a stretcher
till the end..
You really are an unusual and remarkably gifted soul.. :)) (Very Happy)

Alternativefanch-t
Date: December 12, 2005 @ 1:35 PM
one gifted soul bought and paid for by the devil himself.
Rockimemine
Date: January 24, 2006 @ 8:19 AM
Krautrock huh, I’ve been waiting for this. Woke up early and went to bed late so I only had five hours of sleep---anything more than five (5) is for pussies anyway. This seemed appropriate. Love the drums! It’s amazing how you get so much randomness from that machine. Killer guitar tone. This is quietly cleaning up your house? This IS the perfect house cleaning song though---I used to listen to Donnie Osmond when cleaning my house but this is going to be my new house cleaning anthem! “ANTHEM”---YES! ----Oh---bonus! Two songs in one!!!!! Have Dristan, will clean house for a packet of hot sauce and boobies! See, the thing about vacuums--------they suck!
Alternativetooles
Date: February 9, 2006 @ 6:26 PM
The drums on this are great great great. Psychedelia meets jazz and neither of them are paying attention to the vocalist, no matter how much he screams or cleans up his house. Great great tune, dudes.
ElectronicApertome
Date: February 20, 2006 @ 2:18 PM
I will never clean again! Seriously, I feel paralyzed by this. And that's fantastic, I didn't want to do anything anyway.

This is utter pandemonium of the best sort, it's completely insane yet still musical. God damn that drummer is killing me. The ending's unexpected and great@
AlternativePrincessTast...
Date: March 23, 2007 @ 9:21 AM
I ask myself, why did it take me so long to get around to listening to this one? :? (Confused) Wow!

At first, I thought this reminded me of Mr. Bungle in one of their "freak-metal" moments, but come to think of it, nobody really sounds like Halaka! That is to say I've never heard anyone sing like you guys! The lyrics are hilarious, as is to be expected Rolling On Floor Laughing! Rolling On Floor Laughing! Rolling On Floor Laughing!

Woah, now there's an acoustic section...


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