This is a true story. For sure. At least Sacky really thinks so.

There was a tremendous mess

Can you handle 7 minutes of This?

I'll have you know that I decided to go take a piss in the middle of this song. However, I turned it up before I went so I could hear it. This is great pissing music. - koiulpoi

the container melted, ruining its contents

Hey this one works now. On the porch. You can really hear our mastery of the guitar in this track.

Side A. This song is no better than balloons. Really.

Side A/Side B. This was originally broken up into two tracks, the second part being a reprise of the first part. It has now been combined into one really long part.

Side B. I'm sure the birds enjoyed this one.

Side B. I think we ran out of tape.

What do you do with sweat and ham?

"This song sounds like a face only a mom could love."
- Ms. Madhog, April 10, 2006

We'll pick you up and we'll put you out.

"Nothing like a good murder ballad!"-Dmusic user dkeifer/Cagey House

"You guys really have long sleeves. And big hats. And huge walk-in closets." -Dmusic user dkeifer/Cagey House

So... you know that guy who's dating your sister? He's the one who knows everything about everything and he's utterly convinced that everyone else is wrong... Well, this song is for him. Play it loud. He'll probably tell you he knows how we recorded...

An ode to the self-righteous. And yes, we know we're going to Hell. "Shout out the shit and gimme some Chee-Zus!"

All samples are of the real Lorraine. The first two are from an actual recital. Click the little "I" in a circle above for the full story.

All TRUMPET samples recorded live and in person by Mrs. Mackeral.

"...so much made sense to me, after I heard 'Mr. Christsauce'." - Woof

might also be the stinky stinker or the sneaky stinker, or the stinky sneaker.

"like a kick drum solo with some backing stuff." - furiousBall

We still add up to -dumb.

Shubba shubba! Where did I put my salmon burger?

the saga begins

like boots with fiery tomato sauce on the window

"3 am suburban apartment plateglass window waiting for the orange cigarette dawn" - dkeifer, "3 am and there are sometimes strange cars" - freddemillio

Cover for 2006 Cover Contest - cover of song by Rilkean Heart and Idealist -
"should be labelled as an import." - Woof

a conspiracy between Cagey House, Kingo Sleemer, and mux -- for the ones who used to be here but don't come around much anymore, so that Dave's part of the subject of his own song.